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silly #094

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A member of the Spanish foreign legion had a Scotch whisky to give him Dutch courage before meeting his Italian mistress. But he forgot to use a French letter and ended up with Asian flu that hurt worse than a Chinese burn… When he got back to barracks he told a friend “my weekend went completely Irish… maybe a Swedish massage would cure it .. Still, it could have been worse, I could have come down with German measles!”


Written by Luke Dunn

May 22, 2018 at 7:26 am

Posted in Humour

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