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Silly #096

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a man in a white van marked Koch delivered a Van Gogh
as he carrried it into the gallery someone said
Oh look what a Gay Chagall! A painting of a Geisha Girl
turn round there mate and watch out for that Turner
don’t put a smear on that Vermeer
and careful of the Dali darling
your not a bull in a china shop
its more like a candy store
so mind that Kandinsky
if you want to be paid in real Monet
I’ll have to call the Constable


Written by Luke Dunn

August 17, 2018 at 8:13 am

Posted in Humour

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