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Silly #096

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a man in a white van marked Koch delivered a Van Gogh
as he carrried it into the gallery someone said
Oh look what a Gay Chagall! A painting of a Geisha Girl
turn round there mate and watch out for that Turner
don’t put a smear on that Vermeer
and careful of the Dali darling
your not a bull in a china shop
its more like a candy store
so mind that Kandinsky
if you want to be paid in real Monet
I’ll have to call the Constable

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Written by Luke Dunn

August 17, 2018 at 8:13 am

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silly #094

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A member of the Spanish foreign legion had a Scotch whisky to give him Dutch courage before meeting his Italian mistress. But he forgot to use a French letter and ended up with Asian flu that hurt worse than a Chinese burn… When he got back to barracks he told a friend “my weekend went completely Irish… maybe a Swedish massage would cure it .. Still, it could have been worse, I could have come down with German measles!”

Written by Luke Dunn

May 22, 2018 at 7:26 am

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silly #0045

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At Oriel College Professor Paul gave a tutorial on factorials.

“Oh I abhor it all” he called.

A student called Raoul Howled.
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Written by Luke Dunn

November 1, 2017 at 8:30 am

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